TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA

Big Rock
Preston Manning
Tax is 7 percent instead of approximately 200 percent
The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education
Flames vs. Oilers
Stamps vs. Eskies
You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLTs
The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get
away with it