The Ten Biggest Canadian Lies 1. The twentieth century belongs to Canada. 2. "It's hard not to think of The Bay." 3. Canada is not influenced by American foreign policy. 4. Urea formaldehyde insulation is completely safe. 5. We stand on guard for thee. 6. You can really enjoy winter if you just get out and make the most of it. 7. "When I come to Toronto, I come to play." 8. Free trade will benefit Canada. 9. The Canadian Charter of Rights. 10. I saw Gerda Munsinger only socially, maybe once or twice and only at lunchtime. The Biggest Canadian Truth Mon pays ce n'est pas un pays, c'est l'hiver.