TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA

You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property
Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg"
All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto
The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government
Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work
You can be an Easterner or a Westerner, depending on your mood
Because of your license plate, you are still "friendly"
even when you cut someone off
Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by