TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics The work day is about two hours long You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed to kick their ass It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day