TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA

The only place in North America to get bombed in the war ... by
a moron who set a munitions ship on fire
Your province is shaped like male genitalia
Everyone is a fiddle player
If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick their
ass
The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's largest land
mammal
You are the reason Anne Murray makes money
You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear
a kilt
The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music
Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered
Canada's most beautiful city