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Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump You and you alone decide who will win the federal election There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe
it's a cool city The only province with hard-core American-style crime MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for
a dollar Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your
house Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein |
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