TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got
the big-ass bridge
You can walk across the province in half an hour
You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from
The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows
Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house,
then promptly leave
You can drive across the province in two minutes
It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates
You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for
that matter
You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at
night