Uncle Sam Sucks Eggs and Ham
 That Uncle Sam! That Uncle Sam! I do not like That Uncle Sam! I could not, would not buy his cars Nor records, books, nor chocolate bars I will not watch his movie shows Nor will I wear the clothes he chose I cannot stand his little wars Those foreign wars are ALWAYS bores I do not like his acid rain I think his acid rain's insane Nor do I like his national song His bombing song, I think, is wrong I do not like him here or there I do not like him ANYWHERE Not out in space! Not out at sea! Not on dry land! You let US be! I will not call him on the phone I will not have him in my home In fact I hope that Sam stays well Below a certain parallel I'd rather eat green eggs and ham Than live this close to Uncle Sam!  |
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