TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

You never run out of wheat
Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
Your province is really easy to draw
You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard
It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor's house
YOUR Roughriders survived
You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
People will assume you live on a farm
Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense